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in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

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idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

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chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

jerkidiot:

That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana was the peak of my time on Earth so far

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

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necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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