hey mom can you help me roll this blunt
>wants to see your nudes (for free), but if you show people your nudes you have no self respect
>wants to have sex with you but if you have sex with people you’re a slut
>wants something sexual from you if you say no you’re an uptight prude
let’s end this whole male sexual entitlement bullshit 2k14
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
"get your facts straight"
why not get your facts gay u homophobic piece of shit
WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN