chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

babythc:

male mentality:
>wants to see your nudes (for free), but if you show people your nudes you have no self respect
>wants to have sex with you but if you have sex with people you’re a slut
>wants something sexual from you if you say no you’re an uptight prude

let’s end this whole male sexual entitlement bullshit 2k14

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

(Source: pau1y)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: orgasm)

withyourheadinthestars:

This is so cute! Lol.
Alexa(:

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair)

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

lindsaylohoean:

"get your facts straight"

why not get your facts gay u homophobic piece of shit

shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

  • Anything smaller than a C cup: Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.